Apple's Latest

Okay, first watch this:
http://www.apple.com/itunes/ads/partyanimated/

I DESPISE this form of music. It does not rock AT ALL. Why can't anyone rock out without all the spastic Beatlesesque Emo cries of "rebellion" (read: let's party). It's too slick, too sexy. Style over substance. THIS is here to counter all the MTV sludge?

Doesn't anyone care about musicality anymore? Yay, power chords. Yay, 4/4 time. Yes, Asenath, I long for pop music of the bygone era. Actually, Mastodon rocks pretty hard, but no likes ugly dudes who scream. Billy Corgan was the opposite: more whiny than screamy. Anyone left--in the middle? Fuck, I'm old. Guess I'll just put on Coltrane.

The other Apple thingy out is this:
http://www.apple.com/appletv/

Anyone interested? Or am I the only loser who wants this thing? (The fact that I'm already a loser is besides the point.)