Apparently DMT makes you see--I mean "communicate with"--little machine elves who represent alien life forms in disguise. Frustrated at the asburdity of this widely held belief, I googled "machine elves" and somehow stumbled upon "I see dead people" and then "ghost therapy," which led me to a link to my dissertation. What web page was I on now? Only amazon dot fucking com, who STOLE my diss from a database and are now selling it for $55 dollars (a lousy pdf file). Go to their homepage and type my full name. You'll see. Fuckin' machine elves at amazon. I was up all night drinking scotch and playing Burnout.
