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Friday, January 12, 2007

Hippie-Goddess

This is a blatant attempt to outdo Cait's discovery of beautifulagony.com, which challenges many conventions and even raises the question as to whether an orgasmic face is "porn." I offer hippiegoddess.com, which was linked from a site that was linked to beautifulagony. No one can deny that women are the true inheritors of the earth, that each woman embodies Gaia--in her groin area especially. Last summer's dealings with Hitler Fudd have taught me that I must be more tolerant of alternatives to the "norm" of shaved/bleached/siliconed porn, and this is it! Who among us wouldn't cherish their "old lady" if she were a hippie goddess? She would provide me, as a man, a timeless and spiritual link to all other women throughout time. She is the vessel through which I, the male principle, or "lingham," redeems, renews, and refreshes himself. We compliment each other like yin and yang, from time immemorial. See her dance! Heat the drums! She is calling me. What? What's that? I hear you! Yes, we shall dance with the wolves in the moon-shadow of your unshaved vagina! I hear...I hear...dumh...dumhn...DUHM....dum..ta-ta dumh...duhm....duhn....