Wednesday, March 21, 2007

True Haiku from These Hallowed Halls and Adjoining Lunchroom

Colleague Laid Bacon
Across Her Garden Burger
I Watched in Horror

1 comment:

geoffreycrayon said...

Go down, Moses,
Way down in Veggie Land;

Tell old Pharaoh
To let my bacon go!

When Porkers were in Veggie Land,
let my bacon go.

Fried so limp they could not stand,
"Let my bacon go."

"Thus saith the Lord," bold Moses said,
"Let my bacon go:

If not it'll mite your Garden Burger dead,
Let my bacon go."


etc.