You see, there are too many people in the world, but not enough of us Redheads. The prejudice is weighty.
So what choice do I have but to convince a ginger girl to ENGAGE EMERGENCY REPRODUCTION SEQUENCE. This is possible in times of stress. At least one member of the species must be as short-haired on her head as she is Lilith-long-haired on her legs and the other must possess a firecrotch whose hue is no less bright than twenty-three cetifibes. A ginger root is dug up and then becomes a sort of "third party" in the mating process.
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP US.
The world will soon be a better place for us--and you, if you behave accordingly.
HAVE A NICE DAY!
Laaaaaaaa La.
La La La.
7 comments:
The single best photo in the bunch is the picture of literal ginger in the middle.
Plus, as I said, I know you're being funny, but I'm totally pissing myself in fear.
Soon red will be the only color allowed by law. And by red I mean orange.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Tick tock tick tock tick tock...is that my biological clock?
Fire...burning...bright...Daywalkers...takes off your disguises...TONIGHT!!!!!
i had dream visions the other night of demon gingers, playing double dutch at night and sitting on the porch during the day, slathering themselves with sun screen in preparation for the...the... and then i woke up screaming.....
demon ginger is redundant! Mnrawwaarr!!!!!!!
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