I've been fascinated by these lately....sorry....

Most fights on the site are either too dumb or too violent for me to watch (especially between the guys, with blood, etc.), but the "girl fights" are interesting in that someone inevitably pulls another's hair (or they both do), others are prevented from "jumping in" and that most of the hitting is really slapping, with minimal physical harm done (even when harm COULD be done) at the privilege of harm to one's reputation. (Men attempt to destroy both, seeking to drive home the point in the most literal fashion.) In one video a group of Malibu types are filmed by someone's little brother (watch it to the end), in another chickens break up a rabbit fight, thus proving that chicken's are not as dumb as some may thing--please don't eat them anymore, dear meat-eaters. The last video is just...well...not what you think.













And in case the links don't show up in your browser, copy and past:
http://www.psfights.com/fight-video-1678.htm

http://www.psfights.com/fight-video-1534.htm

http://www.psfights.com/fight-video-1514.htm

http://www.psfights.com/fight-video-1468.htm

http://www.psfights.com/fight-video-1478.htm

Ha Ha

I win.

At work, we competed for a Universal Gym that needs a new home and I won it. Ha ha. Everyone who entered but me is rich and I make teacher's salary. They lose. I get it. It's mine. I beat out even the rich business manager who complained, "What, just because B cecked his email first, he's gets it? Let's flip a coin." Fuck you, mothafuckaaaaa! PE teacher was all "You make more than anyone except the head of school, betchhhh, so chill." And I was all, "I've got a friend with a truck. It's as good as done." (Nun-chucks at the ready.)

It's going upstairs, and now everyone can laugh at how much like a frat boy I'm becoming for "Lifting." ("Sorry guys, I can't hang tonight, gotta go lift.") Or how much like a frat boy I'm becoming because I play video games all day instead of lifting. Shit, I guess either way I lose.