I win.
At work, we competed for a Universal Gym that needs a new home and I won it. Ha ha. Everyone who entered but me is rich and I make teacher's salary. They lose. I get it. It's mine. I beat out even the rich business manager who complained, "What, just because B cecked his email first, he's gets it? Let's flip a coin." Fuck you, mothafuckaaaaa! PE teacher was all "You make more than anyone except the head of school, betchhhh, so chill." And I was all, "I've got a friend with a truck. It's as good as done." (Nun-chucks at the ready.)
It's going upstairs, and now everyone can laugh at how much like a frat boy I'm becoming for "Lifting." ("Sorry guys, I can't hang tonight, gotta go lift.") Or how much like a frat boy I'm becoming because I play video games all day instead of lifting. Shit, I guess either way I lose.
7 comments:
I know someone who's getting a boxful of "Coed Naked Lacrosse" t-shirts for his next birthday...
Sooooo me and Mar can come up and "lift" on really snowy days when we can't get to the gym? Sounds great!
Of course! If I set up the gazelle, say goodbye to your membership at CNN-central. Now you can watch Firefly, The Wire, etc. as the metal goes clang! and you go 'hehnnnn!" and your muscles go pop! like Popeye.
this is the compelling question, is it not? Is the gazelle going the way of the dodo or are you going into full-blown, mirrored-walls workout mats and protein powder mode?
Sooo super sweet! I can totally imagine going for long runs on early summer mornings, and then lifting weights upstairs. If only I can run again some day... sniffle... Does this mean that Cait and I have been honorary frat guys for some time now?
Lorna: the mirror only comes out during naked gazelling. All angles. Think about it. That's hot.
M: You and C can be so hardcore about the gym that you don't just remind of frat boys, but of those jocks on Road Rules who all go jogging together as they leave behing the one little wimpy girl who sits in that skanky tourbus and confesses to the camera, in tears, that she's really glad she came along for the trip. She would be me.
Just kidding. In all seriousness, yes, c'mon up whenever. Should be ready this weekend.
When the hell are we going to pick up the new gym? You won it Jan 24?! It's February 12th today, dig? Damn, being too lazy to even pick up the exercise equipment that might boost you out of laziness spells H-O-P-E-L-E-S-S in a new way, doesn't it? "Friend with truck" sez, let's get that mofo!
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