Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Machine Elves Stole My Dissertation
Apparently DMT makes you see--I mean "communicate with"--little machine elves who represent alien life forms in disguise. Frustrated at the asburdity of this widely held belief, I googled "machine elves" and somehow stumbled upon "I see dead people" and then "ghost therapy," which led me to a link to my dissertation. What web page was I on now? Only amazon dot fucking com, who STOLE my diss from a database and are now selling it for $55 dollars (a lousy pdf file). Go to their homepage and type my full name. You'll see. Fuckin' machine elves at amazon. I was up all night drinking scotch and playing Burnout.
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sure--you can have whatever you want: chapters, buddy-lists, machine-elves' corpses....
I think Mar summed it up the best:
"Somewhere, in the dark, little trolls are cranking the big wheels that make this shithouse run!"
Goddamn, that makes me laugh.
How the hell can they fucking do that and get away with it? I take it you're not getting any of that $55, so who the hell is all that money for, particularly when all the customer is receiving is a PDF file that they download? This baffles me. Maybe you should make a comment there as the author saying, "Hello, I'm the author and if you want this puppy, you can get it for free [or for less] from me at this address."
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