Thursday, April 10, 2008
Speaking of Nerd Trolls--Howzabout "Trolling"?
Those n'er-do-well Scandinavian creatures to which we have been referring to: (nerd) "trolls" have sent me off on a quest for the true meaning of internet "trolling" now.
As I understand it, internet "trolls" attempt to bait others, either by going off topic or, alternately, staying somewhat on-topic but using sarcastic, insulting, demeaning, or patronizing language that will incense others to "flame." It's not unlike hate speech in the legal lexicon--it is so powerful that others cannot help but fly off the handle!
It all started when I encountered someone on gamespot who told me to "say goodbye to my thread" because I had used "A**hole" for "asshole" when I should have used only "A____." Instead of reporting me to the "mod" she pointed out my folly glibly, smugly. I looked her up and found that she does this on all the other forums, too--never engaging with others on the topic of discussion and only narc-ing on them and otherwise policing their language--even signing off with a link to a cyber crime site with .gov at the end.
So when I objected to her methods (calmly, rationally--I wasn't flaming), I was stunned at how many people called me "noob," "newbie" and the like--"learn the rules, dude." Hardly anyone said, Hey, You're right. You broke the rules, but she is trolling--so both of you quit it. No one pointed out her stupid ass American Flag avatar icon, either, probably because it cyberwind was blowing through their Gold-Bonded cyberballs.
It's like a weird version of Stockholm Syndrome in which narcs are more beloved the more they hypocritically cloak themselves in the mantle of "saving" the board from...what...swear words? On a board that was, admittedly, about a game in which you shoot people in the F**king head. I'm sorry, I mean F---- head.
No. I mean THE FUCKING HEAD, goddamit.
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Clearly you learned no lessons from "LemonLyman.com"
I've seen these things listing all the different internet "types," and I still don't know what to make if it. I've definitely been on message boards where certain users were identified as "trolls," and summarily ostracized. What I can't figure out, though, is why some people are so identified when others aren't. And furthermore, whether "trolls" mean to be "trolls," or just haven't quite figured out how the whole internet communication with strangers thing works. I have a hard time imagining somebody sitting at home and bored enough to go out on the world wide web and try to stir up some shit. Ugh. Back to my chapter.
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